Portuguese island – Dec ’15

Well, literally, right next door to Inhaca Island is a deserted island that has been ‘captured”/privatised by Msc cruises. An Italian company. An italian company has effectively occupied a scenic island for profit because sisaba abhelungu lol. Anyways, By the look of things, there’s no public transportation to Inhaca/Portuguese islands, the only option you have is to dig deep in your pockets and hire a private boat. Once you’re there (by there I mean Portuguese Island), pretend you own the thing, walk around naked and take awesome some pics. The images you send to your lover/side will look amazing. Believe me, I know*.

*Shout out to me having the foresight. My nudes are not freely available on the interwebs, if you want them send $300 to … lol