Jo’burg is dull in December.

I erroneously thought it would be a good idea to stay in Johannesburg for the holidays. I’ve been away for so long because of work that I thought staying in my home city would wash the small town stank off my soul. I was wrong. Everybody I fucks with is either going on holiday or going “home” for the festive period and I am left wondering how I am going to keep myself busy ‘til the second week of January when construction resumes. I can’t keep plugged in the internets the whole day, that shit is costly. I’ll have to make a plan, or just do what I’ve been doing for the past three years, drive north to the magical place called Venda.