This, my lovely children, is possibly the greatest kwaito video of all time (OF ALL TIME). Back when kwaito was still relevant and house music had not begun to swallow kwaito’s market share. Back when Kwaito videos had concepts and were not simply rehashing rap video clichés. Before Big Nuz and the Durban boys insulted our intelligence by releasing variations of the same song, and same video, every year. I don’t know about all of you, but I miss those days. I miss kwaito.