I failed my driver’s test, in six minutes, the car rolled back when I was doing parallel parking. I have no words really, I sorta knew that it was gonna happen. My driving instructor thinks it’s because I didn’t pay the requisite bribe, as much as I would like to believe that, the truth is that I’m just a super shitty driver. End of story. With a little more practice, I might just be competent enough to drive in reverse. Ha! What now is the question I’m asking my self, ’cause this driving thing was not my idea, I had to, for work. My boss is already running out of patience. But eff it, I’ll book another test. In the meantime, it’s time I get street cred up, driving without a license and dodging traffic officers for the win!