File under: “When blacks watch cricket”

True Story: I used to watch cricket regularly, up until that time when it became clear that Makhaya Ntini was running out of steam and the SuperSport match commentators started making subtle racist comments disguised as a discussion about the quota system, his inability to bowl a genuine slower ball and etcetera and ever since, I can’t watch cricket, unless I mute the sound and bump some rap music in the background, ’cause I’m racist like that.

At any rate, There was a test series between the Proteas and India, and it ended up in an anti-climatic draw and the lone black face on the field got five of his catches dropped and darkies all over the country are cooking up some conspiracy theories about White cricket players purposely fucking up with his match stats. As if!

Sometimes you negroes need to relax *sniggers*