29 years ago
Mum and Dad were celebrating their wedding anniversary this past Saturday, unlike us youngins, old school people really know what true love is. They’ve been married for twenty nine years, that’s like an eternity.
Anyhoo, since I’m a terrible son who forgot about their anniversary and didn’t buy you any gifts, this was the best that I could do, tell the whole internets about your undying love. That has to count for something, right? *crickets* I promise that next year on your 30th, I’ll get you an awesome and kick ass gift!
Congratulations, may your undying love last 29 years more!
About a year ago