A countdown meme 29 days after the fact


I usually never do memes but I couldn’t resist this one. I stole it from writer/poet/novelist/flyest blogger muze’s blog
, you can check out hers’ here. Here is goes:

10 things you wish you can say to 10 different people

  • I don’t want you to know how much I miss you
  • Why do you keep running back to her? she got impregnated by another guy
  • My chronic pessimism is starting to rub off on you and that worries me
  • The kitchen is infested by cockroaches and you do nothing about it? please remind me again as to why I’m paying rent.
  • It’s a miracle you haven’t gone crazy like all my ex-girlfriends
  • Don’t believe the hype, being from Soweto doesn’t automatically make me cool.
  • The people in this plant are very hostile towards black graduates, start growing a thick skin now!
  • I’m sorry I wasn’t a good mentor to you
  • You were the worst boss/mentor and I would you won’t f**k with another person like you did with me, I won’t miss you when you’re gone.
  • I am not Dr.Phil please stop asking me for relationship advise

9 things about yourself

  • I hate the fact that I seem to attract people with emotional issues
  • I spend my life trying to fit into a standard that society has set for me that I almost let my life spiral under control
  • I have a tendency to allow people to screw with me and not do anything about it( Probably the best thing I’ve learned about myself since coming to the plant( ation)
  • I can’t shake the feeling that I might have a mood disorder
  • A person I really trusted broke my heart so bad that I haven’t been in a serious relationship in more than three years
  • I’m the most selfish and self-centred person you would ever meet and I like it that way
  • I’m a walking contradiction, I give out such good advise about relationships, career, life even though my relationship/life/career are in such a mess that I don’t know where to start in fixing them.
  • If I had a little more self confidence, I would be very far in life.
  • I hate it when people make remarks about my complexion or when they tell me I could pass off as coloured.

8 ways to win your heart

  • Be able to tolerate my unpredictable moods
  • Have a sense of humour
  • Have a good taste in music and not allow radio dictate what you like
  • Don’t allow me to do anything I want
  • Don’t be afraid to be different
  • Have confidence
  • Be a stable individual, I’ve had my fair share of borderline psycho chicks.
  • Leave it all behind

7 things that cross my mind often

  • What am I still doing here?
  • Would people understand if I choose to just quit without having any other plans
  • I’ve just wasted six months of my life in this plant that I can’t get back
  • Am I overreacting or is the something wrong with my brain chemistry
  • I was such an ambitious individual,what happened?
  • Did I contribute to the situation here by keeping quiet?
  • Why am I so bad with interpersonal relationships?

6 things i do before I go to sleep

  • Brush my teeth
  • Drink a glass of brandy and coke
  • stress about the plant
  • Say goodnight to Jenny
  • Read something
  • Hope for a better day tomorrow

5 people you couldn’t live without

  • Mama
  • Beer loving crew
  • Best Friend( ironic ’cause he’s gone to bloem)
  • Big sis
  • My older colleague

4 things you’re wearing right now

  • Checked pants
  • Grey hoodie
  • Dirtiest pair of black all star sneakers
  • My ADIDAS backpack

3 songs that fit your life perfectly

  • Orange penicillin- Panacea
  • Live from the plantation- Mr lif
  • 9-5ers anthem- Aesop rock

2 things you want to do before you die

  • Take my family to a any hliday destination in South-Africa; none of us have been on holiday and it would be a nice for all of us to go somewhere together.
  • Design the most efficient steam piping system

1 confession

  • I’m deliberately buying the competitor’s product because I hate working for the people I’m working for.lol.
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