10 things you wish you can say to 10 different people
- I don’t want you to know how much I miss you
- Why do you keep running back to her? she got impregnated by another guy
- My chronic pessimism is starting to rub off on you and that worries me
- The kitchen is infested by cockroaches and you do nothing about it? please remind me again as to why I’m paying rent.
- It’s a miracle you haven’t gone crazy like all my ex-girlfriends
- Don’t believe the hype, being from Soweto doesn’t automatically make me cool.
- The people in this plant are very hostile towards black graduates, start growing a thick skin now!
- I’m sorry I wasn’t a good mentor to you
- You were the worst boss/mentor and I would you won’t f**k with another person like you did with me, I won’t miss you when you’re gone.
- I am not Dr.Phil please stop asking me for relationship advise
9 things about yourself
- I hate the fact that I seem to attract people with emotional issues
- I spend my life trying to fit into a standard that society has set for me that I almost let my life spiral under control
- I have a tendency to allow people to screw with me and not do anything about it( Probably the best thing I’ve learned about myself since coming to the plant( ation)
- I can’t shake the feeling that I might have a mood disorder
- A person I really trusted broke my heart so bad that I haven’t been in a serious relationship in more than three years
- I’m the most selfish and self-centred person you would ever meet and I like it that way
- I’m a walking contradiction, I give out such good advise about relationships, career, life even though my relationship/life/career are in such a mess that I don’t know where to start in fixing them.
- If I had a little more self confidence, I would be very far in life.
- I hate it when people make remarks about my complexion or when they tell me I could pass off as coloured.
8 ways to win your heart
- Be able to tolerate my unpredictable moods
- Have a sense of humour
- Have a good taste in music and not allow radio dictate what you like
- Don’t allow me to do anything I want
- Don’t be afraid to be different
- Have confidence
- Be a stable individual, I’ve had my fair share of borderline psycho chicks.
- Leave it all behind
7 things that cross my mind often
- What am I still doing here?
- Would people understand if I choose to just quit without having any other plans
- I’ve just wasted six months of my life in this plant that I can’t get back
- Am I overreacting or is the something wrong with my brain chemistry
- I was such an ambitious individual,what happened?
- Did I contribute to the situation here by keeping quiet?
- Why am I so bad with interpersonal relationships?
6 things i do before I go to sleep
- Brush my teeth
- Drink a glass of brandy and coke
- stress about the plant
- Say goodnight to Jenny
- Read something
- Hope for a better day tomorrow
5 people you couldn’t live without
- Beer loving crew
- Best Friend( ironic ’cause he’s gone to bloem)
- Big sis
- My older colleague
4 things you’re wearing right now
- Checked pants
- Grey hoodie
- Dirtiest pair of black all star sneakers
- My ADIDAS backpack
3 songs that fit your life perfectly
- Orange penicillin- Panacea
- Live from the plantation- Mr lif
- 9-5ers anthem- Aesop rock
2 things you want to do before you die
- Take my family to a any hliday destination in South-Africa; none of us have been on holiday and it would be a nice for all of us to go somewhere together.
- Design the most efficient steam piping system
- I’m deliberately buying the competitor’s product because I hate working for the people I’m working for.lol.