Colour my subconsious

Whenever I’m too lazy to write anything I take a color test that’s supposed to determine my personality based on my colour preference. This is my fourth or fifth test and all my have been bad( I guess I prefer the colours preferred by psychos) Since I’m not in the mood to write about the crappy day I’ve had I’ll just comment on the results( I have a feeling they are going to reveall just how effed up my subconsious really is)

These are the results:

Your Existing Situation
Active, but feels that insufficient progress or reward is being made for the effort exerted

Comment: It’s scary how accurate these bloody tests are, how very true. I feel like I’ve just wasted three months of my life in a plant that doesn’t give a damn about me

Your Stress Sources
The tenacity and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties has become weakened. Feels overtaxed, worn out, and getting nowhere, but continues to stand his ground. He feels this adverse situation as an actual tangible pressure which is intolerable to him and from which he wants to escape, but he feels unable to make the necessary decision

Comment: 100% true, I’m worn out I don’t know how much more crap I can take. I wanna leave the plant but I’m not sure if that’s the correct decision at the moment.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Clings to his belief that his hopes and ideas are realistic, but needs encouragement and reassurance. Applies very exacting standards to his choice of a partner and wants guarantees against loss or disappointment.
Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Able to obtain physical satisfaction from sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally.
Feels that things stand in his way, that circumstances are forcing him to compromise and forgo some pleasures for the time being.

Comment: Bloody hell!! That’s three in a row, I won’t comment further because I don’t wanna reveal too much about myself

Your Desired Objective
Needs release from stress. Longs for peace, tranquillity, and contentment

Comment: I need an outlet for my stress and frustration and unfortunately the bottle isn’t it.

Your Actual Problem
Tensions and stresses induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond his capabilities or reserves of strength have led to considerable anxiety, and a sense of personal (but admitted) inadequacy. He seeks to escape into a more peaceful and problem-free situation, in which he will no longer have to assert himself or contend with so much pressure

Comment: The psychiatrist who came up with this must have really been addicted to hashish, somebody once told me that smoking hashish makes one very smart, anyway everything stated above is true.

I suggest every one to go over at colorquiz.com to find out what their colour preference says about them, It’s quiet scary how accurate the results are. Thanks for allowing me to waste five minutes of your time.

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